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The National Journal Hacks, masters of the long-form magazine piece, couldn’t hold on long enough Wednesday to finish off the Pew’s Your Daddy batting attack in what can only be called a Fair and Balanced® game .
But they came close. The Media Elites went neck and neck with Washington’s Favorite [...]
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July 23, 2009
NATIONAL JOURNAL CAN’T HACK IT AGAINST DADDIES
July 13, 2009
DADDIES NOTCH THIRD IN A ROW BY DOWNING RIVAL POLLSTERS
LEFT-LEANING TEAM’S SOUTHPAW HITTERS CAN’T KEEP UP
1600 CONSTITUTION AVE. — Following a fierce barrage of fraternal firepower in the first inning, Pew’s Your Daddy clung to an ever-shrinking lead to dismiss the lefty pollsters of Margin of Terror Wednesday night, finishing with a 12-9 win.
The message-testing mongrels of Greenberg Quinlan Rosner Research sought revenge for [...]
June 5, 2009
DADDIES TRIUMPH OVER BARELY-THERE TEAM, LIGHT RAIN
NOTHING SCARES OFF THE WATERPROOF PEW CREW
HARRY’S, AKA SICK BAY – In a season already saturated with superlatives, Pew’s Your Daddy endured one more Wednesday: Surviving the fiercest storm to hit Washington, D.C., since the redcoats fled their Pennsylvania Ave. bonfire to go bomb Baltimore.
The Daddies showed up in force to flog the GUCCT Somethingorothers [...]
May 21, 2009
BOTTOMS UP! DADDIES ERASE UGLY MEMORIES WITH BEAUTIFUL VICTORIES*
*in flip cup
BOMBERS-TURNED-CLIENTS CAN’T MATCH FIREPOWER OF DADDY STALWARTS
FROGGY BOTTOM PUB — Lulled into a false sense of security by their “performance” on the softball field, the McNamee Clients suffered a devastating defeat to Pew’s Your Daddy in the Best of Eleven Flip Cup challenge Wednesday night. The Daddies, who topped the wannabe lawyers with [...]
May 14, 2009
DADDIES WIN THE FAMILY FEUD TO INAUGURATE THEIR NEW SEASON
COUSINS AT ONCE REMOVED FROM SPOTLESS RECORD; DADDIES RANKED FOURTH
THE SOUTH SOUTH SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE – It didn’t take long for the storied softball franchise of Pew’s Your Daddy to establish its supremacy this season. Not even a full inning.
In Opening Day festivities Wednesday (May 13), Pew’s Padres pounded the Udall Primos [...]
August 1, 2008
DESERT STORM LEVELS DADDIES, SENDS ‘ZONA INTO FIRST PLACE
PEW LOSES COMPOSURE IN ESCALATING GAME OF ANGRY ANTICS
The tone was set with the Daddies’ first at-bat.
To start the Daddies’ offense in a nearly accidental but clearly consequential showdown between the No. 2 Pew’s Your Daddy and the No. 3 Raising Arizona, speedster Alec “Pickles” Tyson smacked a grounder to short. The shortstop quickly grabbed [...]
June 16, 2008
Service Nationals go down swinging against accelerating Daddies
THE DUCK POND – There are only so many times in a row you can utter, or hear, or think, the words “A swing and a miss.” The Service Nationals proved Wednesday that said threshold is right around 30 times.
This is, after all, a league with no strike outs.
Before he stepped to the plate, [...]
June 10, 2008
Overcoming fear of Bears, Daddies beat Grunley to take second place
AUXIER: FAILURE A BIGGER FEAR THAN BIG, MEAN CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
THE DUCK POND – Before Pew’s Your Daddy’s fateful showdown with the Grunley Bears, Daddies manager Richard Auxier detected an unease in the dugout. There was some grumbling. A stray worry here and there. Dejected comments. Doubt.
Yes, the Daddies were playing the [...]
June 4, 2008
DADDIES TORCH SPECIAL OLYMPICS SQUAD 31-8
HERE’S THE SCOOP: DADDIES RIP RINGERS FOR A BASKIN ROBBINS-STYLE ROUT
The Daddies celebrate a runaway win against the unsuspecting Special Olympics team.
THE DUCK POND – Haunted by a near come-from-behind win just the week before, Pew’s Your Daddy batters left nothing to chance Thursday as they clobbered their first opponent claiming to be a professional [...]
May 20, 2008
Showing a bit of blood and guts, Daddies smack around Bush Whackers
HOUSTON HAS A PROBLEM; TEXANS LOSE AND DADDIES CRUISE TO BRUISING 12-2 TRIUMPH
THE DUCK POND — Overcoming dirty play worthy of LBJ, a bloodied and depleted Pew’s Your Daddy team handily defeated the Texas Bush Whackers by a 12-2 margin Thursday.
For the Daddies, Thursday’s victory boosted spirits that had been [...]
