And one last thing…

WE’RE #17!!! WE’RE #17!!!!
About last night, here are the categories in which we were clearly victorious

Pew
Ugly Hungarians

Adult beverages consumed
40?
0

Cigarettes smoked*
12
0

Alcohol citations received (season)
0
1

Candy brought to game?
Hells yes
No

Color choices of cups at game
Red/Blue
N/A

*Help is available
Oh yeah and the score. I think we lost 112-9 or something. As Bill Belichick, Wayne Newton, Gertrude [...]

Stupid softball stoners

After intimidating our first opponent into a crushing forfeit, the Daddies once again met their match at the hands of the One-Hitters (responsible for our first loss of the season as well) 12-2 in game 2. For those who didn’t see the Washington Post article about them a few weeks back, here [...]

Funny thing, this softball “sport”

It’s odd how different batting and fielding are. I mean, think of another sport that requires such vastly different skills, besides that one where you cross country ski with a rifle on your back then shoot stuff. That’s a weird one. But really? Batting? Then fielding? I wish I could do both. Actually, I’d take [...]

Alphabet Soup blah blah

What did one Deadhead say to the other Deadhead when they ran out of drugs?
“Man, this music SUCKS!”
Let us never again play without softball energy drink. Lesson learned.
We lost to the entire federal government. The all-stars of 16 agencies – one of whom BTW asked me if we were [...]

Daddies Edge Equalizers – Beer > Juice Boxes

Belligerent Bats, Breaking Balls Batter Barney Boosters
Some call it a one-sided blowout, I call it therapy. (Haven’t yet asked my therapist what she calls it).
We eked out a victory over a sixth grade summer camp league rival, pelting battering them with a barrage of bad pitches hits up and down [...]