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The National Journal Hacks, masters of the long-form magazine piece, couldn’t hold on long enough Wednesday to finish off the Pew’s Your Daddy batting attack in what can only be called a Fair and Balanced® game .
But they came close. The Media Elites went neck and neck with Washington’s Favorite [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘2009 Game Summaries’
July 23, 2009
NATIONAL JOURNAL CAN’T HACK IT AGAINST DADDIES
July 13, 2009
DADDIES NOTCH THIRD IN A ROW BY DOWNING RIVAL POLLSTERS
LEFT-LEANING TEAM’S SOUTHPAW HITTERS CAN’T KEEP UP
1600 CONSTITUTION AVE. — Following a fierce barrage of fraternal firepower in the first inning, Pew’s Your Daddy clung to an ever-shrinking lead to dismiss the lefty pollsters of Margin of Terror Wednesday night, finishing with a 12-9 win.
The message-testing mongrels of Greenberg Quinlan Rosner Research sought revenge for [...]
July 7, 2009
SKIPPER-LESS DADDIES RALLY AND LIVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT
EDITOR’S NOTE: Sorry for the hiatus in posts. Many of the missing games — but not all — involved losses. Perhaps one day we will return to taunt Smell the Glove, but not yet.
By Aaron Smith
So I may have played the role of captain last night, but I’m clearly no Dan Vock…no 900-word recaps complete [...]
June 5, 2009
DADDIES TRIUMPH OVER BARELY-THERE TEAM, LIGHT RAIN
NOTHING SCARES OFF THE WATERPROOF PEW CREW
HARRY’S, AKA SICK BAY – In a season already saturated with superlatives, Pew’s Your Daddy endured one more Wednesday: Surviving the fiercest storm to hit Washington, D.C., since the redcoats fled their Pennsylvania Ave. bonfire to go bomb Baltimore.
The Daddies showed up in force to flog the GUCCT Somethingorothers [...]
May 21, 2009
BOTTOMS UP! DADDIES ERASE UGLY MEMORIES WITH BEAUTIFUL VICTORIES*
*in flip cup
BOMBERS-TURNED-CLIENTS CAN’T MATCH FIREPOWER OF DADDY STALWARTS
FROGGY BOTTOM PUB — Lulled into a false sense of security by their “performance” on the softball field, the McNamee Clients suffered a devastating defeat to Pew’s Your Daddy in the Best of Eleven Flip Cup challenge Wednesday night. The Daddies, who topped the wannabe lawyers with [...]
May 14, 2009
DADDIES WIN THE FAMILY FEUD TO INAUGURATE THEIR NEW SEASON
COUSINS AT ONCE REMOVED FROM SPOTLESS RECORD; DADDIES RANKED FOURTH
THE SOUTH SOUTH SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE – It didn’t take long for the storied softball franchise of Pew’s Your Daddy to establish its supremacy this season. Not even a full inning.
In Opening Day festivities Wednesday (May 13), Pew’s Padres pounded the Udall Primos [...]
