WE’RE #17!!! WE’RE #17!!!!
About last night, here are the categories in which we were clearly victorious
Pew
Ugly Hungarians
Adult beverages consumed
40?
0
Cigarettes smoked*
12
0
Alcohol citations received (season)
0
1
Candy brought to game?
Hells yes
No
Color choices of cups at game
Red/Blue
N/A
*Help is available
Oh yeah and the score. I think we lost 112-9 or something. As Bill Belichick, Wayne Newton, Gertrude [...]
After intimidating our first opponent into a crushing forfeit, the Daddies once again met their match at the hands of the One-Hitters (responsible for our first loss of the season as well) 12-2 in game 2. For those who didn’t see the Washington Post article about them a few weeks back, here [...]
DINHS GET JUICED AS DADDIES SHAKE ‘EM UP
J.W. BOOTH FIELD – No question, no doubt, not even a fleeting feeling remain after Pew’s Your Daddy’s 24-1 domination of the unsuspecting Dinh and Tonics Thursday: The Daddies are back.
Using just 10 batters in five innings on Thursday, the Daddies [...]
FORMER FIRST-PLACE SQUAD LOSES UNPRECEDENTED SECOND IN A ROW
THE DUCK POND – The year 2007 will long be remembered as a standout period in the annals of disastrous sports moments. Still, Barry Bonds swiping the home run record will be but an asterisk, the embarrassing Super Bowl loss of a certain [...]
It’s odd how different batting and fielding are. I mean, think of another sport that requires such vastly different skills, besides that one where you cross country ski with a rifle on your back then shoot stuff. That’s a weird one. But really? Batting? Then fielding? I wish I could do both. Actually, I’d take [...]
What did one Deadhead say to the other Deadhead when they ran out of drugs?
“Man, this music SUCKS!”
Let us never again play without softball energy drink. Lesson learned.
We lost to the entire federal government. The all-stars of 16 agencies – one of whom BTW asked me if we were [...]
DADDIES SEE THE ORACLES’ FOUR, RAISE ‘EM ONE MORE
THE BOGGY BOTTOMS – A seventh-inning resurgence by the bottom of the line-up and the power of Pew’s Your Daddy’s women batters propelled the vaunted club past the Baltimore Oracles 5-4 Thursday, putting the Daddies in striking distance of their first pennant [...]
FIREWORKS ON THE MALL CONTINUE AS DADDIES LIGHT UP EEOC 25-2
J.W. BOOTH FIELD* – Reeling from a fruitless war against the Peace Corps and a humiliating first-of-the-season loss to a bunch of potheads, Pew’s Your Daddy took no quarter in its ferocious July 5 onslaught of the EEOC Equalizers that left [...]
DADDIES TURN TRUNCATED GAME INTO VERITABLE FATHER’S DAY
Prove the only cool “liners” have a dot-org in their name
THE DUCK POND – Pew’s Your Daddy’s bats were so hot in their 9-3 whupping of the Border Liners Wednesday that God turned on the sprinklers to put out the fireworks.
The clinic put [...]
PEW’S YOUR DADDY STRIKES DOWN THE FIRST F’IN AMENDMENT
THE DUCK POND – Back on their home field and brimming with overconfidence, Pew’s Your Daddy nearly stumbled against a clearly inferior ACLU softball squad Tuesday before scratching out a 12-11 victory and keeping its undefeated record intact.
The First F’in’ Amendments [...]
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